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i know it’s tuna but it says chicken

Looking for a tasty snack?
Try our new Tuna of the Dirt brand Chicken.

Want some fruit? Reach for the apples with the picture of a turkey on the can! It’s Pork of the Orchard brand Apples. Found in your local supermarket next to Turkey of the Jungle brand Bananas.

Got a headache? Chicken of the Medicine Cabinet Turkey-Flavoured Aspirin can solve all your woes.

Brought to you by Jhorna: Bringing you everything from Chicken of the Sea brand Tuna to Shoepolish of the Outhouse brand Typing Paper.
Jhorna.
The Kangaroo Rat of the Billiard Room Blog.

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8 responses to “i know it’s tuna but it says chicken

  1. Rahul Sharma

    Tuesday, May 15, 2007 at 8:49 pm

    I always wanted to know the recipe… 😦

    Ra.

     
  2. sxd

    Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    aaswewety
    rtu

     
  3. sxd

    Wednesday, October 17, 2007 at 2:22 pm

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  4. Anonymous

    Tuesday, February 26, 2008 at 7:46 pm

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  5. Merlin37

    Friday, October 23, 2009 at 2:25 am

    Thanks for the good ideas and book recommendations, commenters. ,

     
  6. Oreo Daisuki

    Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 8:08 am

    i thought it was “Shoe Polish of the Outhouse brand Typingpaper”?

     
    • jhorna

      Tuesday, March 23, 2010 at 8:16 am

      Hmmmm… You might be right – it’s been a long time since I saw the skit. But doesn’t toilet paper make more sense for an outhouse?

       
      • Anonymous

        Saturday, November 20, 2010 at 1:52 pm

        It is Shoe Polish of the Outhouse brand Typing paper, that’s why it’s so funny as it makes literally no sense.

         

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