Scientists Prove That Not Wearing Underwear is Detrimental to Your Sex Life!

21 Jan

Scientists have recently proven that males who do not wear underwear are more likely to experience extreme sexual dysfunction, crushing mental anguish, and unrelenting “ribbing” from their friends. Professor Pleaseputemon had this to say: “I am shocked that – in this day and age – anyone with a desire to lead a normal, fulfilling life would choose to parade around underwear-less. They must be completely unaware of the consequences. Or else they are simply insane.”

Scientists based their findings on several males who proudly flaunted their lack of underwear until, because of the extreme friction generated by the genitals constantly rubbing against the rough inside of the pants, the penis actually caught fire and fell off. Unfortunately there is no data to reveal the long-term consequences of wearing no underwear, because no subjects survived past the age of 21.

All males involved in the study emerged from the experience with a newfound respect for underwear. Mike Boxersandbriefs had this to say: “I didn’t wear underwear at all – even with jeans – until Dr. Underwearisgood showed me the dangers inherent in not wearing underwear. Thanks, Dr. Underwearisgood!”

The girlfriends of all of the men also thanked the scientists, citing their satisfaction with the findings of the study. When asked whether they thought wearing underwear had had a positive influence on their sex lives, the ladies replied “Oh yes! Yes! Yes yes yes yes YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSS OH GOOODDDD YESS!!!”


41 responses to “Scientists Prove That Not Wearing Underwear is Detrimental to Your Sex Life!

  1. heavenandheck

    Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 7:38 am

    lmao – my ex didn’t wear any. I kind of thought it was sexy (except when he accidentally forgot to zip up! eww!!). Then I talked to someone who told me that their testicles stretch out and get saggy without underwear! I recall another example and well, it’s true. *barf*

  2. astra8888

    Saturday, May 3, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    that’s not true, the testicles stretch out and sag for a reason to keep the temperature level down from the body in order for the sperm level to be at it normal condition.

  3. jhorna

    Monday, May 5, 2008 at 11:23 am

    Science says you should wear underwear. Just because something evolved over thousands of millenia doesn’t make it right.

    • SM

      Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 9:37 pm

      Their are lot of tribes in Africa, Brazil, Amazon, & Papua New Guinea area where men never wore underwear any type of support for their testicles. They run, jump, hunt, swim with their testicles hanging. They wrestle and fight without any support for their testicles and they do not have any problem. They are fit and healthy .

      It is just an urban myth that wearing underwear is must for men.

  4. erika

    Saturday, January 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    its true, balls stretch out because sperm must be at a lower temperature then the body to maintain survival rate of spermadic fluid. if the sperm is at a high level of temperature, it become infertile

    • SM

      Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 9:34 pm

      Absolutely correct

    • Ak Azad

      Friday, May 22, 2015 at 9:17 pm

      Their life span is very short like animals as they are unaware of the future problems or unacceptable to wear it. They are carrying umpteen types of diseases than modern men.

  5. Mark007

    Tuesday, April 28, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Hi I do not wear underwear from many years, I just want to know the possible pros and cons of not wearing it..Any scientific reason or suggestions welcome..

    Please reply..

    Thanks in advance..

    • Anonymous

      Wednesday, June 8, 2011 at 5:02 am

      Hi, I have not worn an underwear for the last 15 years. I can tell you from personal experience, it has had no negative impact on my health or sexual drive. If anything, I feel I have a stronger urge than normal folks. Its also comfortable, and keeps you cool. With underwear I would find I got more sweaty in the genital area and this lead to discomfort, and sometimes peeling skin (I live in a very hot climate area). So, go underwear free if you want to be more comfortable. Just be careful of getting a hard on in public !

  6. JA13

    Wednesday, July 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Hi, I haven’t worn underwear for many years. I want to know the health and physical dangers, if any, for not wearing them. Any reliable sources/web links, would be appreciated.

    Thank you.

  7. John Smith

    Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 4:45 am

    Hi,The name is john…i am 22 years old,i am wearing underwear…ut i don’t even know what’s the possible reason just my friends and other peoples forced me when i was just 14 so please can any body just tell me why should we wear these sticky “UNDERWEARS”

  8. Scott

    Monday, May 31, 2010 at 5:06 am

    Science is out of their mind on this. I’ve been going commando for years and have had no issues with it. Granted I don’t do it everyday, but I do it often. I only do it though when I wear tight jeans or sometimes I wear thongs and no I’m not gay.

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    Monday, July 12, 2010 at 1:21 pm

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  10. Anonymous

    Sunday, January 2, 2011 at 4:22 am

    Common this is mostly a joke, the penis actually caught fire and fell off…..hilarious if you believe this !

  11. Joseph

    Sunday, January 2, 2011 at 4:23 am

    Common this is mostly a joke, the penis actually caught fire and fell off…..hilarious if you believe this !

  12. Boo

    Tuesday, February 15, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    “No underwear?”
    Underwear is for catching that last drip of pee or semen, keeping it from getting on the outer clothes. It is for keeping that wet fart that wasn’t just a fart from soiling the outer clothes. It is for protecting the schlange from zippers, rough cloth. Ever get your foreskin caught in a zipper and you’ll wish you had worn underwear.
    The scrotum/testicles do not need support. The testicles are supported by muscles and tendons, and the bag of the scrotum. They do hang down farther as you get older but wearing a supporting strap or briefs only holds them up while the garment is worn. An “athletic” supporter is for holding a plastic cup to protect from knocks.
    Wimmins who don’t wear panties/knickers still (should) wear underwear. It’s called an underskirt or slip. It protects the outer clothes from that last pee drip and from vaginal dripping when seated. If the underskirt/slip is more full than the outer skirt, it will hang down between the thighs when seated to prevent anyone from getting cheap thrills from a peek.

    • Rat bag

      Tuesday, November 1, 2011 at 6:29 pm

      It’s much easier to wash out a pair of panties every night than it is to wash out a petticoat every night.

    • SM

      Tuesday, April 16, 2013 at 9:38 pm

      very well said
      I agree 100%

    • Anonymous

      Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 3:07 am

      Agreed 101%…

  13. AmethystMoon says

    Sunday, April 10, 2011 at 12:57 am

    that I feel a man is just not properly dressed if he does not wear underwear. And sexy underwear can be a real turnon 😉

  14. zihan

    Wednesday, May 11, 2011 at 8:51 am

    Sir,i am 24 years old. and i never wear any underwear. is it bad??wil it harm my sex life?

  15. Ratbag

    Monday, October 31, 2011 at 7:01 pm

    Can you imagine anything more GROSS than going into a shop to try on and/or buy a nice pair of slacks that someone else has tried on over bare bottom and smelly fanny


    Friday, July 20, 2012 at 2:08 pm


  17. Anonymous

    Monday, August 6, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    This is stupid -___-

  18. Anonymous

    Thursday, November 8, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    this is all bs not even a legit source.

    • Anonymous

      Sunday, October 27, 2013 at 5:08 am

      Totally agree

  19. Anonymous

    Thursday, November 15, 2012 at 11:16 am

    I like going commando. I just want to know. What is the difference in going commando and wearing boxers? Boxers don’t give you any support. The only problem I’ve had is chaffing on the inside of my leg, possibly from the scrotum rubbing the leg.

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  21. Anonymous

    Thursday, April 11, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Your sac tends to hang down with a lot of loose skin when the temperature is warm/hot but is taut when the temperature gets cooler. So there is really nothing to worry about.

  22. Anonymous

    Thursday, April 11, 2013 at 5:10 pm


  23. mhjygf

    Wednesday, May 29, 2013 at 4:30 am

    I dnt wear any….and am 28…..

  24. chip

    Friday, June 14, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Have been going buck for years. Love feeling free in my jeans. I do find my natural oils seem to make my jean seams wear out faster, creating holes down there…..or is it just because I love Zara jeans???

  25. Anonymous

    Sunday, July 7, 2013 at 7:44 am

    chudi tor mayere…ami porum na

  26. Anonymous

    Sunday, October 6, 2013 at 4:45 am

    hillarious but one benifit is that sometimes due to accidents like while keeping something in pocket or something or by mistake you streched your legs and pants are torn then your underwear saves you… and sometimes in hurry (when going commando) last drops come on pants… and one more thing about going commando is that you need to change your pants daily otherwise it stinks badly… while with underwear you can wear a pant for few days and it wont be a big problem… but me too wanted to know something scintific for not going commando …

    i like going commando…

  27. Jenami

    Friday, October 25, 2013 at 12:40 am

    My boyfriend is not used to wearing undies, i guess coz of the culture… And his penis is kinda hanging so, making love is kinda difficult for us since the way it’s hanging and hard i am scared i might hurt him. Id rather not do it if it’s going to hurt him. Im kinda getting him to wear undies now though, i told him the risk of being in a sports activities esp football and driving and not wearing one. But as always, men are stubborn. Still he’s not wearing. :-[

  28. Anonymous

    Sunday, October 27, 2013 at 5:08 am

    Are you high? Please indulge me and point out the “scientists” that came up with this conclusion, and the “scientific” facts around it. As far as my research go, it is actually healthier NOT to wear underwear. Underwear is a cultural invention and not a health issue. You may as well wear a chastity belt.

    • younus

      Tuesday, April 26, 2016 at 3:08 am

      Very true… agreed…

  29. tttt

    Thursday, November 7, 2013 at 8:26 pm

    where is the link to that scientific article….huh? just the way this article is written you can tell this is BS.

  30. zzzz

    Saturday, December 28, 2013 at 2:20 am

    this is bs
    go commando!

  31. saurabh singh

    Thursday, July 31, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    please can you provide me your illustrated data??

  32. Anonymous

    Wednesday, August 24, 2016 at 10:24 pm

    Humans are design to survive with out underwear. Think about it how about another animal like monkey they still alive until now And how about the first human that is your grand grand grand grand………… father they are not use any underwear and how come they survive. So it mean that it is OK that u are not use any underwear it find.


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