The Ten Guidelines Wednesday, September 19, 2007

The Ten Guidelines-

1. Don’t kill anything by taking it seriously

2. Don’t steal anything unless you can get away with it (and you can’t)

3. Don’t worry about promiscuity; no one would look twice at you- you clown

4. Don’t lie by pretending to know anything

5. Forget about intoxicants, you are already a mess

6. Laugh at yourself at least as often as you laugh at others

7. If someone makes a fool of themselves, pay your respects and join in the fun

8. If you can, smile. If possible, giggle. Whenever there is a chance, laugh with all your might.

9. Have fun.