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About the Author Thursday, March 30, 2006

jhorna @ 11:07 pm

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Molly’s personal hobbies include translating ethnic slurs into foreign languages, writing award-winning operas, and cooking thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. On most weekends - to let off steam - she has been participating in full-contact origami, which is not as intuitive as it might seem.

 

After growing up a naked child in the mountains of Colorado, she moved to the heart of Bohemia in the Czech Republic and learned to say ‘you resemble a hedgehog’* in Czech. Later in life she spent a year trying to avoid being run over by rickshaws in Dhaka, Bangladesh. She used to reside in Cairo, Egypt and attend Knox College in Galesburg, Illinois. She is currently attending the prestigious Clown Conservatory in San Francisco, where she will major in Comic Relief and minor in Fart Noises.

 

An avid performer, she prefers to only participate in dances that defy the laws of physics. She is very interested in incorporating
improvised movement into a structured dance form and is especially intrigued by the various ways in which one can ‘walk the edge’ of dance. That’s because, some days, she takes an envelope out of the box and she PUSHES IT.

 

Her plans for the future include Clown School, Linguistics, Travel, Love, and Babies.**

 

(*Vypadas jako jezek.)

 

(**BABIES EVERYWHERE!!! 500 OF THEM!!!!)

 

12 Responses to “About the Author”

  1. Bree Says:

    I think I’ve seen you. Yeeeears ago. In Dhaka. I was yelling at my rickshaw driver to ream you down.

    I’m enjoying your blog, so it’s a good thing I didn’t severely hurt and disable you all those many years ago.

  2. Sadiq Says:

    dhaka!!

    i am surprised. cause i am also from there!!!

  3. aaz Says:

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  4. Jersey Says:

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  6. Bob Says:

    Many interesting information on your site - keep up good workk

  7. Lauren the lucky Ludtke Says:

    I am surprised at how well your “about the author” blurp sums up the last 21 years of your life. Good work. And by the way, when do you come to my part of the world? SF is so much fun these days, I want your mucus to mutilate in my direction. But really, I just want to say I love you, and please call me soon. Do you want to come to Hawaii with me? think about it.

  8. Britney Says:

    Sentimental and nostalgic. Great.

  9. jhorna Says:

    http://jhorna.wordpress.com/koyaanisqatsi/about/

  10. bibomedia Says:

    :)

  11. Ray Says:

    well Jhorna, after about 7 months i finally came back here and checked your about the author page. you probably dont remember me, because i dont really have much significance on this site, but you did say i had the best conversation in a blog. Anyway, interesting.

  12. jhorna Says:

    Hey Ray.

    WHat the hell are you talking about?

    Sincerely,
    Molly

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