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	<title>smooth noodle maps</title>
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	<description>explain yourself wildly, not carefully</description>
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		<title>This is funny&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;until you imagine that instead of dancing, this person is merely fighting off the hordes of bees that have been forced into his costume and are defending themselves somehow.
Also: My favourite moment is 3:18, when the head gets squished in.

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		<title>Horror-scopes. Asstrology.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A whitewash happens when you use deceit to cover up the messy facts about a situation. A blackwash is just the opposite: It&#8217;s when you invoke candor as you reveal complications that have previously been veiled. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, the coming weeks will be prime time to enjoy a jubilee [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jhorna.wordpress.com&blog=170979&post=2973&subd=jhorna&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/11/13/horror-scopes-asstrology/</link>
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		<title>Friggin iphone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.iclarified.com/entry/index.php?enid=5885
http://iphonejtag.blogspot.com/
http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/2009/10/13/unlock-iphone-3-1-2/#comment-25720
http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/2009/11/03/tutorial-unlock-iphone-3-1-2-with-blacksn0w/
http://www.redmondpie.com/unlock-iphone-3.1.2-firmware-with-ultrasn0w-pak569/
http://www.iphonetechie.com/2009/10/could-not-activate-cellular-data-network-you-are-not-subscribed-to-a-cellular-data-service-solution/
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		<title>Gretchen Rubin: The days are long but the years are short</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.theyearsareshort.com/
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		<title>Protected: I feel like death</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jhorna.wordpress.com&blog=170979&post=2967&subd=jhorna&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Protected: Seriously</title>
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		<title>Naked Clown Calendar!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The naked clowns are back!!

(Tom and I are May)
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		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/naked-clown-calendar-2/</link>
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		<title>Note to self</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Calvin Klein Women&#8217;s Perfectly Fit Racerback Bra #F2564
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		<title>Protected: drones and clones</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jhorna.wordpress.com&blog=170979&post=2959&subd=jhorna&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/11/01/drones-and-clones/</link>
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		<title>Protected: A man, a plan, a canal, panama</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jhorna.wordpress.com&blog=170979&post=2957&subd=jhorna&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/a-man-a-plan-a-canal-panama/</link>
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		<title>A quote I found</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“To put it in a nutshell: in this quest I first found that — whatever way you look at it — the quantum mechanical formalism when taken at face value compels us to consider that two particles that have once interacted will always remain bound in a very strange, hardly understandable way even when they [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jhorna.wordpress.com&blog=170979&post=2955&subd=jhorna&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/10/21/a-quote-i-found/</link>
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		<title>Blahhh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Wedding dresses are expensive
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		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/blahhh/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t eat the seeds</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The clouds are the most fertile part of the sky,&#8221; writes Guy Murchie in his book The Seven Mysteries of Life. Microbes with short life cycles live there in abundance, &#8220;eating, breathing, excreting, floating, swimming, competing, reproducing.&#8221; Next time you look up at a puffy cumulus, see it as a large city that hosts a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jhorna.wordpress.com&blog=170979&post=2951&subd=jhorna&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/dont-eat-the-seeds/</link>
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		<title>If I wrote a pop song&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Usually I&#8217;m humble, right now I don&#8217;t choose
You can leave with me or you could have the blues
Some call it arrogant, I call it confident
You decide when you find on what I&#8217;m working with
Damn I know I&#8217;m killing you with them legs
Better yet them thighs
Matter a fact it&#8217;s my smile or maybe my eyes
Boy you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jhorna.wordpress.com&blog=170979&post=2949&subd=jhorna&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/if-i-wrote-a-pop-song/</link>
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		<title>Shit this is beautiful</title>
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