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This is great Thursday, April 30, 2009

Filed under: fractally weird — jhorna @ 8:09 am

First seen on his life as a clown.

 

So tired Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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So very very tired.

 

Tweenbots Monday, April 13, 2009

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Social robots

People help robots move around New York.

 

Susan Boyle Monday, April 13, 2009

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This really is fantastic Sunday, April 5, 2009

Trying to save money by using the same video for his wrestling demo AND his match.com profile.

Video and joke originally seen on Why That’s Delightful.

 

Horror scopes Sunday, April 5, 2009

Filed under: fractally weird — jhorna @ 7:28 am

The three tasks I think you should work on in the coming week are among the hardest any human being can attempt. Luckily, you now have an unusually strong aptitude for them, and are likely to receive unexpected assistance if you’re brave enough to plunge ahead. Here they are. 1. Interrupt and overthrow negative trains of thought right in the middle of their flow through your brain. 2. Negotiate partial solutions to complex problems. In other words, do the half-right thing when it’s impossible to do the totally right thing. 3. Understand that in order to graduate from a certain batch of weird karma that has persisted, you must completely accept the situation as it is, acknowledge your role in precipitating and prolonging it, and feel gratitude for all that it has taught you.

In his book When the Impossible Happens, Stanislav Grof describes a man named Kurt who was “very unhappy if there were no problems in his life and adversaries against whom to fight.” Kurt didn’t just thrive on crises; he felt uncomfortable if he didn’t have any. In my vision of how your destiny is unfolding, Cancerian, you now have the ability to express a more temperate version of this capacity. What I mean is that you could be highly entertained and resoundingly moved by the dilemmas that come into your vicinity, but without going overboard into obsession. You could embrace the challenges in appreciation for the way they compel you to get smarter, but without clutching them desperately.

Scorpio and Cancer – from realastrology.com

 

Surreal Sunday, April 5, 2009

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- Big Man Japan, from “Why That’s Delightful”

 

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