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explain yourself wildly, not carefully

Extreme Sheepherding Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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I’M an Aries! Saturday, March 28, 2009

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LIBRA:
Maybe someday you will allow yourself to act more like an Aries. You know, you’ll barge ahead along a path of your own making. You’ll follow the siren call of your good instincts instead of the waffling questions of your fine mind. You’ll relish the scary sounds from up ahead as potential opportunities to triumph over your fear and hone your willpower.

 

*sigh* Saturday, March 28, 2009

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The only people who love this sort of bad news, are the people who make bad news.

 

Diavalo Dance Theatre does Alice Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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Protected: You find what you’re looking for Monday, March 23, 2009

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Protected: I’m just so Monday, March 23, 2009

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YESSSS I was right! Thursday, March 19, 2009

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Bathtub IV Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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This is incredible. I have to research the film method further – all I know right now is it’s not animation. from Why That’s Delightful! Link in the sidebar.

 

Yves Montand – A bicyclette (Olympia 1981) Sunday, March 15, 2009

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Forsooth! Shakespeare was a babe! Friday, March 13, 2009

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http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/03/09/europe/bard.php

How could you have that picture up in your living room, and not realize it was a picture of Shakespeare? It looks just like him.

Compare to older, fuddier-duddier pictures:
WilliamShakespeare

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“Music that makes you dumb” Thursday, March 12, 2009

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This is incredible Thursday, March 12, 2009

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Protected: Just a letter Thursday, March 12, 2009

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I read all of the horoscopes… Friday, March 6, 2009

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…And then I pick the one that resonates with me the most. I liked Cancer and Virgo this time:

One reason I’ve been put on this earth is to expose you to a kind of astrology that doesn’t crush your free will, but instead clarifies your choices. In this horoscope, for instance, I’ll crisply delineate your options so that you may decide upon a bold course of action that’s most in tune with your highest values. Study the following multiple-choice query, then briskly flex your freedom of choice. Would you rather have love: 1. knock the wind out of one of your illusions, thereby exposing the truth about what you really want; 2. not exactly kick you in the butt, but more like pinch and spank you there, inspiring you to revise your ideas about what it means to be close to someone; 3. spin you around in dizzying yet oddly pleasurable circles, shaking up your notions about how to keep intimacy both interestingly unpredictable and soothingly stable.

Scientists and fundamentalist Christians don’t share much common ground, but one thing most of them agree on devoutly: There’s no such thing as reincarnation. Now I’m pleased to be able to offer you the chance to rebel against their dogmatic delusion. You see, Cancerian, it’s an excellent time to try out the hypothesis that you have lived many times before and will live many times again. For one week, act as if it were true, and see how it changes the way you feel, think, and act. What if everything you do has repercussions forever?

- from Rob Brezsny, realastrology.com

 

Creative Grooming Wednesday, March 4, 2009

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