Comedy is all about subverting expectations Monday, June 30, 2008

Douchiest Phone Message Ever Saturday, June 28, 2008

Oh my God.
Click here to listen to the douchiest phone message ever.
This is hilarious. This guy is AMAZING.
Thank you, Olga, for posting this on the Internet.

Protected: A dream Friday, June 27, 2008

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Me, Various Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I’m a bit vain. I have over 1,000 pictures of myself on my computer.

chicken videos Tuesday, June 24, 2008

for Liebe Wetzel

Agyness Deyn: My fave Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Hair! Tuesday, June 24, 2008

I need to cut my hair.
Options:

Masha Tyelna Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Holy fucking shit she terrifies the crap out of me:

Gay Zombies Tuesday, June 24, 2008

This is great.

Larry Brilliant Speaks About Bird Flu at Google Tuesday, June 24, 2008

So I’m a late-night person, now? Apparently? Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Weird.

Eating coffee ice cream at midnight probably doesn’t help…

Kurt Vonnegut’s uncle Alex Saturday, June 21, 2008

My chief complaint about human beings is that they often don’t realize when they’re happy. So when I’m at a picnic, or otherwise enjoying myself immensely, I like to say it out loud:

“Well, if this isn’t nice then I don’t know what is.”

Protected: A dream Saturday, June 21, 2008

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A new goal Wednesday, June 18, 2008

I have a new goal. But it’s too inappropriate to write here. So I wrote it somewhere else.

Protected: A dream Sunday, June 15, 2008

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