So there’s a size 16 girl running for Miss England, and there is all this controversy cause she’s chubs like a truck, and she’s saying she’s doing it to say you don’t have to be a size zero, and everyone else is saying “give it up, you overeat, it’s not healthy.” With the obesity epidemic, this is a pretty interesting “sign o’ the times.”
I don’t want to diss on her cause it’s mean, but I will call shenanigans on her “natural” body weight being nigh 200 lbs. Natural if you eat excessively and don’t exercise, maybe. But in any case, she’s from Surrey England, and I found these gems in the fark comments:
Kyoki:
What do Surrey Girls use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
What’s the difference between Surrey Girl and a Man?
Surrey Girls have higher sperm counts.
What’s the difference between a Surrey Girl and a puppet?
You can only get one hand up a puppet.
What’s the difference between a Surrey Girl and a condom?
You only use a condom once.
What’s the difference between a Surrey Girl and Lionel Ritchie?
Lionel Ritchie doesn’t bleach his moustache.
What’s the difference between a Surrey Girl and a fish and chip shop?
You can’t get crabs in a fish and chip shop
