Maths jokes!
Polina Semionova – with and without lyrics Monday, February 25, 2008
I like both versions. Girl knows how to dance! Ballet. I like the German lyrics: “Eine gute prognoze” Kind of an emo song, though.
Polina Semionova – super pirouetttes Monday, February 25, 2008
Girl knows how to turn. Pirouettes in second and attitude and passe on pointe…. daaaamn.
Useful email addresses Monday, February 25, 2008
Useful email addresses.
These are weird. How do they work? Don’t they have your email for easy access to spam / porn later?
36 pirouettes! Sunday, February 24, 2008
Girl does 36 pirouettes wearing tap shoes and on a wooden board. Freaking amazing.
Protected: Even Rhinoceroses Inch Closer Sunday, February 24, 2008
Protected: Sunflower seeds on peanut butter Saturday, February 23, 2008
Hey Jude: cover Saturday, February 23, 2008
An adorable cover of Hey Jude by the Beatles. Definitely better than most American Idol contestants
A dream Saturday, February 23, 2008
I’m picking my skink out of the box. I had the one in the black shoe, but I am pretty sure that it had its head and tail cut off, and I want a whole one. Abraham brought them – they’re the ones that might be braindamaged form being dropped. They’re in a box. Some of them are black and some of htem are white. I reach in for the unicorn one and the rhinoceros one bites me. It doesn’t hurt. I have to really grab it to get it off. There’s a turquoise one that’s got a jeweled tail, some that have spikey, slung-back heads like iguanas and some that have long forward domed heads like dinosaurs. They all open their mouths and look as though they are roaring fiercely, but they don’t make anynoise. This is why they’re bad for the radio.
The unicorn one doens’t like me. Their skin is like leather – soft and loose. The unicorn kicks and fights. Apparently they calm down when you get to know them. I can’t decide which one I want. I want the coolest one. The one int he black slipper is still breathing but I think it’s going to die, soon.
I can’t decide which one I want. They’re telling us that you can use them to generate conversation on a radio show, but they’re boring otherwise because theymake no noise. I can’t pick. They’re all pretty ok. The skink you choose says something about you.