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For all those potential sex workers Friday, August 31, 2007

College CallGirl

She tells an important story. If you’re, uh… if you’re considering getting into that line of work, read this.

 

Shit! I done stole! Friday, August 31, 2007

Filed under: don't steal stuff, engadget, mpaa, riaa — jhorna @ 11:07 pm
 

The Midwest Teen Sex Show! Friday, August 31, 2007

Filed under: abstinence-only, midwest teen sex, the midwest teen sex show — jhorna @ 10:44 pm
 

Protected: Sorry. Friday, August 31, 2007

Filed under: sorry about that — jhorna @ 10:21 am

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Fuck romantic movies Thursday, August 30, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — jhorna @ 2:45 am

God dammit.

 

My current room Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Filed under: life in san francisco, subletting — jhorna @ 7:46 pm

Don’t ask me to post pictures of “the rest of the room.” This is it. This is the whole room. You can see it all in these pictures.

 

Only in San Francisco Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — jhorna @ 7:41 pm

Things that have happened to me here that have never happened to me anywhere else:
Gay guys winking at me and telling me I just got checked out.

 

I am armed Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I am armed and dangerous. Watch out bad guys! I have pepper spray.

 

Loneliness Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Filed under: a definition of loneliness, loneliness — jhorna @ 5:23 pm

Loneliness is not a lack of affection, it’s a lack of opportunity to *give* affection.

 

Joey Comeau is funny! Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Filed under: a softer world, joey comeau, overqualified — jhorna @ 4:12 pm
 

Is that an Ottoman, or are you just happy to see me? Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Filed under: furniture porn, nice "ottoman" — jhorna @ 9:38 am
 

Is your job description as cool? Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Filed under: job descriptions, john campbell, pictures for sad children — jhorna @ 9:17 am

John Campbell, the author of “pictures for sad children” says: “i created this comic so that if someone asks what i do, i can cup their face in my hands, lean my forehead against theirs and whisper i make pictures for sad children.”

Haha!
That is the best job description I have heard in a long time.
Check it out: pictures for sad children.

 

“Why I Eyes Ya” Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Filed under: oh don piano, talking cats, why i eyes ya — jhorna @ 9:46 pm

I wish I had a cat that spoke like this.


My cat used to complain at night, yowling and yowling around the house until you came and interrupted her, at which point she would demurely mewl at you delicately. So cute!

 

Molly is Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Filed under: Molly's life, charmed life — jhorna @ 7:57 pm

Molly is amazed at her life. It really is charmed!

 

Molly is Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Filed under: moving woes — jhorna @ 1:00 pm

Molly is delaying the grief, delaying the grief, delaying the grief.