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Lucid Movement Wednesday, May 30, 2007

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100 Words Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Filed under: 100 words, definitions, improve your vocabulary, vocabulary, words — jhorna @ 9:29 am

abjure
abrogate
abstemious
acumen
antebellum
auspicious
belie
bellicose
bowdlerize
chicanery
chromosome
churlish
circumlocution
circumnavigate
deciduous
deleterious
diffident
enervate
enfranchise
epiphany
equinox
euro
evanescent
expurgate
facetious
fatuous
feckless
fiduciary
filibuster
gamete
gauche
gerrymander
hegemony
hemoglobin
homogeneous
hubris
hypotenuse
impeach
incognito
incontrovertible
inculcate
infrastructure
interpolate
irony
jejune
kinetic
kowtow
laissez faire
lexicon
loquacious
lugubrious
metamorphosis
mitosis
moiety
nanotechnology
nihilism
nomenclature
nonsectarian
notarize
obsequious
oligarchy
omnipotent
orthography
oxidize
parabola
paradigm
parameter
pecuniary
photosynthesis
plagiarize
plasma
polymer
precipitous
quasar
quotidian
recapitulate
reciprocal
reparation
respiration
sanguine
soliloquy
subjugate
suffragist
supercilious
tautology
taxonomy
tectonic
tempestuous
thermodynamics
totalitarian
unctuous
usurp
vacuous
vehement
vortex
winnow
wrought
xenophobe
yeoman
ziggurat

 

Homework sucks Monday, May 28, 2007

The case against homework.

Sara Bennett and Nancy Kalish 2006 book “The Case Against Homework” is a fine and frightening explosion of the homework myth: that giving kids homework improves their educational outcome. The authors start by tracing the explosion in homework since the eighties, and especially since the advent of the ill-starred No Child Left Behind regime, which has teachers drilling, drilling, drilling their kids on math and reading to the exclusion of all else.
Kindergarten kids are assigned homework. Kids get homework over the weekend. Over vacations. When they’re away sick for a day.

What’s more, all the credible research on homework suggests that for younger kids, homework has no connection with positive learning outcomes, and for older kids, the benefits of homework level off sharply after the first couple assignments.

Not that most teachers would know this — homework theory and design isn’t on the curriculum at most teachers’ colleges, and most teachers surveyed report that they have never received any training on designing and assessing homework.

The book is composed of equal measures of interviews with kids, parents and teachers; hard research numbers from respected institutions; and strategies for convincing your kids’ teachers to ease back on homework.

One thing the authors keep coming back to is the way that excessive homework eats into kids’ playtime and family time, stressing them out, contributing to sedentary obesity, and depriving them of a childhood’s measure of doing nothing, daydreaming and thinking. They quote ten-year-olds like Sophia from Brooklyn, saying things like “I have to rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush through my day, actually through my seven days, and that’s seven days wasted in my life.”

No Child Left Behind has to shoulder some of the blame here. No Child Left Behind and standardized testing not only turns your child into a slave to her test-scores, but they can even affect your property values: a school with low test-scores brings down the neighborhood property values. That means that whatever your approach to your kids, the chances are that the other parents in your neighborhood are busting their asses to get their kids great test scores, drilling them, sending them to tutors, helping them with assignments that they were meant to complete themselves. If you don’t do the same, your kids will suffer by comparison.

The authors report on an elementary school in North Carolina where at least twenty standardized test books have to be replaced after their use because the stressed out elementary school kids working to them have vomited on them.

The stories go on and on, and just when you’re ready to throw in the towel and send your kids into the woods to be raised by wolves, the authors supply several long chapters of strategies and sample dialogs for convincing your kids’ teachers to ease off on homework, for changing the homework policies in your school district and for rallying other parents to their cause.

They’re not whistling Dixie, either: the authors have gone through this themselves, challenging and changing the homework policies in their kids’ school districts. The last section of the book is an activist guide and a postmortem of the strategies they employed. One of the authors, Sara Bennett, is a celebrated civil rights lawyer; the other, Nancy Kalish, is a famous editor and writer of material for parents, especially mothers. One imagines that their school board didn’t know what hit them.

I was lucky enough to attend excellent, publicly funded alternative schools through my educational career. We had homework, but we were also given a lot of time for free play, and a lot of free rein to choose our subjects and design our curriculum — I remember spending half of the fourth grade working my way through two or three math textbooks and the other half designing and writing a parody of MAD Magazine, to the exclusion of all other work. The next grade I followed the class for most of the semester, except when I didn’t. In high-school, I took a year off, moved to a little house in Mexico, and wrote stories. All of this stuff contributed more to my learning than any amount of worksheets and homework ever could have.

 

10 Ways to send HUGE files Monday, May 28, 2007

Filed under: 10 ways to send huge files, send huge files — jhorna @ 11:33 am
 

Photo2Text: Convert an image into a text file Monday, May 28, 2007

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Demotivational Posters Sunday, May 27, 2007

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Ars Moriendi – How to die in a propper way Sunday, May 27, 2007

Ars Moriendi: How to die in a propper way.

Something to read to your children when they are being bad. Replace each name with your child’s name, even if it doesn’t make sense:

A is for Michael, who fell down the stairs.
B is for Michael, assaulted by bears.
And so on.

If you really want to drive home a point, add in why such a terrible thing happened:

C is for Michael, who wasted away because he wouldn’t finish his dinner.
D is for Michael, thrown out of a sleigh because he didn’t listen to his mother.

 

Hand Signals. Sunday, May 27, 2007

Filed under: hand signals, these are real — jhorna @ 9:11 pm

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This is knot very useful. Sunday, May 27, 2007

Filed under: a useful knot, this is knot very useful, tie me up, useful knots — jhorna @ 9:09 pm

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Not quite as badass but far more realistic Sunday, May 27, 2007

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CS Quotes Sunday, May 27, 2007

Filed under: cs quotes, edsger dijkstra, jamie zawinski, l peter deutsch — jhorna @ 9:05 pm

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. — Edsger Dijkstra

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems. — Jamie Zawinski

To iterate is human, to recurse divine. — L. Peter Deutsch

From this Website.

 

25-hour days Sunday, May 27, 2007

Filed under: 25-hour days, body clocks, circadian rhythms, scientists — jhorna @ 8:59 pm

I typically sleep at least 8 hours a night. I’m happy with more, if I can get it. One of my teachers sleeps about 4 to 6 hours a night. I wonder if our circadian rhythms are different? If both of us slept in a lab that would tweak the light available to how long we were naturally awake (according to our bodies’ melatonin production), would our days last the same amount of time?

Anyway, scientists recently found a way to make people have a 25 hour day instead of 24 hour circadian rhythm.

Except: I remember reading a while ago that humans’ natural circadian rhythm was actually not 24 hours, but was 25 hours.
That was why it was so important – this study that I remember claimed – for people to have a regular sleeping schedule. It helped to reset the body’s clock and keep it on the 24-hour cycle. But now that I think about it… why would we not have a sleep cycle that matched Earth’s day cycles? That would be such an awkward evolutionary trait.

 

Some days! Sunday, May 27, 2007

Filed under: my secret world, secret world, you can't come in — jhorna @ 2:40 pm

Some days I am so secretive! It’s pretty amazing – I won’t tell anyone anything. Today is one of those days. It becomes almost unbearably important to keep my innermost thoughts hidden.

So if you’re wondering! I have those thoughts but no one else can know them.

 

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