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My Bucket! It Be Being Stoled! Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Filed under: i has a bucket, they be stealing my bucket, walruses — jhorna @ 8:35 am

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123 Responses to “My Bucket! It Be Being Stoled!”

  1. Papero Says:

    LOL I IZ FROM eBaumsworld, WE PWNED THIS GEWD K

  2. BGreman Says:

    Sadly, this is one of the top 10 results to come from a google search for ‘I has a bucket.’ I hope for your sake your blog survives.

  3. scott Says:

    HAHAHHAH
    THEY BE STEALIN’ MY BUCKET!!

  4. freq Says:

    SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

  5. Anonymous Says:

    you didnt finish what you were saying freq.

    SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM **SUCKS**

  6. Anonymous Says:

    ROFLORLFORFRFLRF{ORFRFLRFORLLRFRLFRLFROFRL

  7. M Says:

    “Sadly, this is one of the top 10 results to come from a google search for ‘I has a bucket.’ I hope for your sake your blog survives.”

    Why the hell else would you search for “I has a bucket”?

    The pic is hilarious :D

    • Kreg Says:

      I saw this pic on icanhascheezburger.com and liked the pic.

      Later I decided to google for “I has a bucket”. Then figured it’d be in the top result. I think it’s hilarious how you can search the worlds largest database of random phrases and it pops up.

      Damn near rolled on the floor seeing the same thing commented here.

  8. Clint Says:

    this by far one of the funniest pictures i have ever seen it is a curse every time i see it i life or even think about ive showed it to several of my friends and it took them a couple of seconds to realize how funny it is and now almost everyday we get each other with NO THEY BE STEALIN MY BUCKET

  9. bonk Says:

    So funny, I think I will laigh myself to pieces!

    I HAS A BUCKET!!

  10. Anonymous Says:

    lol why is this number one result in google?

  11. Niamh Says:

    Jesus christ that thing is ugly.

  12. Awesome Man Says:

    forums.somethingawful.com

    Go there for awesome.

  13. Sandy Says:

    …What is it?

  14. Yoke Says:

    Funniest picture I ever seen

  15. Ashley and Monterey Says:

    TYYYYYYYYYYYGHTTT

  16. bOnecRusHer Says:

    Love thiz Pictahr!

    Noooo, they be stealin’ my bucket !

    Real cute :D

  17. TheDUDE Says:

    hahahahah!!!
    i has a bucket too
    but it not be stoled yet

    this pic is hysterical

  18. WalrusWatch Says:

    The walrus died a few days later.

  19. Pontus Says:

    Give the damn bucket back or I call animal planet!

  20. Derock Says:

    lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

    i has a bucket

    no they be stealin my bucket

    lmfaooooooooooo

    ps: do not visit http://www.yourmom.org, do NOT go there :|

  21. Anonymous Says:

    Hi, Ebaum’s World is a shitty, lame site that rips 100% of its material from other parts of the web. Thus, Ebaum’s World can stfu and die, kkthx.

    This message brought to you by 4chan/b/

  22. Anonymous Says:

    Hi, Ebaum’s World is a shitty, lame site that rips 100% of its material from other parts of the web. Thus, Ebaum’s World can stfu and die, kkthx.

    This message brought to you by 4chan/b/

  23. Anonymous Says:

    4chan FTW!

  24. ima cap whoevers ass stole that goddamn bucket…yo keep it real tight gangtsta

    Go see “Pride Comes Before The Fall” Platform Release coming soon to a theater near Falmouth Maine and nowhere else

  25. Abba Says:

    only white trash doesnt think this is funny

  26. Attolia Says:

    OMG THAT IS THOSE ARE THE FUNNIEST PICTURES I HAVE SEEN!! LOVE IT! HOW COULD ANYONE THINK IT IS STUPID??

  27. Steve Says:

    OMG BEST PICTURE EVER.

  28. Paula Says:

    OMG I’m the only person in my family who thinks this is funny! I sat killing myself for ten minutes and they all just looked at me!

  29. 1337 h4x Says:

    I GOT HOZ, I GOT HOOOOOOOOO’Z! IN DIFRENT AREA CODEZ! AREA! AREA CODEZ!… SCAMM3D!

  30. 1337 h4x Says:

    WOOT3RZ THIS PIC IS TEH OWNZ0R!

  31. kelsey Says:

    One day Adrian sent me this all i have to say is.. your a noob adrian.. kidding.. kidding

  32. Phil Says:

    I’m really glad someone took the time to make that, that’s awesome

  33. DeathByCute Says:

    they be stealin’ yo bucket too?

  34. Anonymous Says:

    where is the original without the retarded text?

  35. Mr.Myestirous Says:

    HAHA thats a very funny picture.Not only that it symbolizes somehting…the bucket represents its freedom but the worker s stealing it.Once again we have a funny picture wrapped with messages

  36. Anonymous Says:

    I still can’t stop laughing at that. I only have one friend who stands beside me and thinks it’s funny. “It’s all in the facial expressions, man.” This pic has to be a spin-off of th walrus, or vice versa:

    http://erroraccessdenied.com/node/1029

  37. Liana Bee Says:

    I still can’t stop laughing at that. I only have one friend who stands beside me and thinks it’s funny. “It’s all in the facial expressions, man.” This pic has to be a spin-off of th walrus, or vice versa:

    http://erroraccessdenied.com/node/1029

  38. Meaty Says:

    I loled irl for days when i saw this xD awesome dude

  39. XD man Says:

    ha ha man thats so funny i pissed my self lol
    im actually in skool and the damn teacher wont let me go to the bathroom and i just pissed my self a little bit also in 5 mins im going to the principals office for LMAO!!

  40. The Bucket Says:

    That walrus used to fill me with his walrus jizz at night. It was terrible. Now I am filled with fish worker jizz. But that is much less in volume plus it is much less salty. Just sayin’!

  41. WTFUCKETBUCKET Says:

    To bad its a seal, bucket…lawlluby

  42. Mr. Man Says:

    i want to eat this animal, it looks tasty

  43. Yo Mamas a man Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  44. vvxiixvv Says:

    stealing a bucket is an face-eating offense

  45. bouxjangles Says:

    69 a porcupine
    Fingerbang an orangutang

  46. Joe Says:

    So freakin’ funny!!!!!!! IT IS SO FUNNY MY COUSIN SHITTED HIMSELF

  47. Chris Says:

    holy nucking futs what is the awsomeness

  48. chris Says:

    what the nucking futs is this awsomeness this shizits is hallarous

  49. emily Says:

    give him his bucket back or hes gonna eat you

  50. Anonymous Says:

    RULES ONE AND TWO FUCKS

  51. LilJamie Says:

    LMAO, that’s hilarious, i saw it on funnyjunk like 10 mins ago and i searched it on google and i’m still laughing at it. I’ma put my cat on my PS2 and take a picture soon :P

    “I HAS A CONSOLE!”

  52. corun Says:

    its shite

  53. B Says:

    Awsome.. Just awsome

  54. Zarkith Says:

    I also has a bucket :D
    Everyone be tryin to steal it >:o
    But my bucket I has be a magic bucket of magicalness :O

    BEST! PIC! EVRZzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :P

  55. Hunter Says:

    I has a bucket! NOoooo they be stealing my bucket!!

  56. rofl Says:

    OMG OMG im still laighing omfg…..woo

    I has a bucket

    No they be stealing my bucket

    whoever came up with this grats to you, you are teh genious … ROFL! lawl uh uh omg whew thats hilarious

  57. Jeni Says:

    It’s an Elephant seal

  58. Bob Says:

    How does it hold it with no fingers? I HAS A BUCKET!

  59. [...] board results are out for the next rank. Pace Lileks and in accordance with the new hip slang all the cool kids are using: (Image from bucket salesmen [...]

  60. Some_Guy101 Says:

    I like to express the “I has a bucket”, in different voices…

  61. Dodz Says:

    YOU FUCKTARD LOL DASIJIAJDASIODAS

  62. me Says:

    why do they steal walrusses buckets! its so mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. H4x0r Says:

    Give back the bucket, or I’ll get the SPCA to bust yo ass.

  64. Anonymous Says:

    i know how to make a walrus moan

  65. Anonymous Says:

    AKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    FUCKER YOUR STEALING ME DAMN BUCKET!

  66. Eviscia Says:

    i love this pic… i guess its a walrus? well whatever it is it’s been my desktop pic for weeks now.. lol…

    oh and btw.. ebaum’s world is f-in awesome… dont bash it if you are suffering ignorance of truth ok?

  67. parker Says:

    LOL OMG look how happy he is with he’s bucket then look at he’s reaction when they try and take it lol

  68. Skazi Says:

    And now he is dead… =(

    R.I.P Enoshima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  69. francine Says:

    lol love the walrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. francine Says:

    pese not be the walrus that is dead! if so he was funny and a joy to us all :[ :{ *_* *-* to the dead walrus not :] :} r.i.p.

  71. Chloe Says:

    ahhahaha
    my friends were imatating this at school and i couldn’t breath from laughing so hard

    i don’t get it and it’s just so funny

  72. GOON Says:

    SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM

    IZ LOWTAX’S BUCKET

  73. alex Says:

    Are you a /B/ TARD????

  74. JP Says:

    This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. So why can’t I stop laughing at it?

  75. Anonymous Says:

    it looks photoshopped to me

  76. Audey Says:

    Forget “10 results to come from a google search for ‘I has a bucket.’” All I entered was “bucket” and it came right up.

  77. [...] – The continuation of the bucket drama.   [...]

  78. Dean Says:

    fuck ebaum.
    “someone else has a materials
    oh noes it’s time for me to steal their materials”
    -ebaum

  79. snowwy Says:

    YAY! i luff this! woohooo!
    x x x

  80. your mom Says:

    Mah bucket!

  81. MEANERBEANERS Says:

    YOU BEANERS YOU GOT IT OFF FUNNYJUNK

  82. absscabs Says:

    “adly, this is one of the top 10 results to come from a google search for ‘I has a bucket.’ I hope for your sake your blog survives.”

    Why the hell else would you search for “I has a bucket”?

    The pic is hilarious

    -:who ever typed this makeing the mick out of another ill think youll find that i searched bucket and it came up as its first pic on google

  83. jhorna Says:

    Yeah – plus I’m not sure what that person meant by “I hope for your sake your blog survives.”

    What did he think was going to happen? LUE is on to bigger and better things, and eBaum’s world can’t spell well enough to cause my blog to shut down.

  84. Anonymous Says:

    Stop stealing our shit cock sucker

  85. jhorna Says:

    Yeah….. I posted this over a year ago. I think by now its safer to assume YOU stole it from ME.

  86. M. Says:

    I think they just meant surviving all the hits to your site. Sometimes your server only allows so many hits, especially for a free blog.

  87. Alex Rodabaugh Says:

    Hahaha… I love internet memes.

    like this one:

  88. Anonymous Says:

    its so hilarious lol

  89. vfmeek Says:

    regarding ’stole bucket’
    I think I dated that guy!

  90. Marcabian Says:

    xenu be stealin teh bukkit!

  91. this has been on my myspace for three years, i love it, but my myspace recently got delted so ima use this one k?

  92. deb Says:

    is the walrus real?

  93. Jard Blokker Says:

    Hi, I”m Jard the noob and I like it.

  94. Ron Smiers Says:

    Ik ben een rus en ik vind deze zeebeest dope.
    ROFL LMAO LOL Fuckin seabeast rucks!!

  95. Welshie95 Says:

    Who the hell cares who made this pic first!? i just think its fricking hilarious!

  96. alex Says:

    LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  97. abbi,:-x Says:

    ‘only white trash doesnt think this is funny’ ..?
    yeah, welli’m that ‘white trash’ and i think it is histerical. there is this other one too. it has a seal thingy again but it has a massive phone sayin ‘ GIVE ME BACK MY BUCKETT! ‘ or summin like that lmaoooooooooooooo!!!
    lmllaootwb [laugh my little lovely arse off over the wall baby]

  98. Harvey Says:

    i has a bucket
    so cute.

  99. cs Says:

    I love this one

  100. Rikey Says:

    this is by far the best lulz on the web.

  101. Anonymous Says:

    This is so funnny!

  102. Jack Says:

    i amz the futureaz guy lol

  103. Anonymous Says:

    He died right?

    He was like 42 or something.

    He probably died from lake of vitemin B 4 Bucket


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