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In other news Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I have arrived in America! Actually, I arrived a few days ago, but I was in Boston with my mom and we didn’t have time to be attached to the internet due to staying in a poopy internet-less hotel.

Oh! If you go to Boston!
Go to these places:
Filene’s Basement It’s this totally bitchen store where designer clothing goes to die. You can get sweet pieces that used to cost exhorbitant amounts of money, for significantly less exhorbitant amounts of money! For instance, a dress that costs $60 is absurd – but the fact that it used to cost $450 makes it b – better? I guess? So if you want me to buy your things, claim they used to be much more expensive, and they become more valuable? No… but the clothing is really good quality, it’s brand new, and so it’s a serious great deal. When I post pictures of my wookie boots, you will understand.

The Garment District A sweet second-hand shop that resells previously worn clothing. They have an unusual and bizarre selection of clothing in lots of funky sizes. If you enjoy wearing off-beat stuff, then this store is for you!

Legal Sea Food DELICIOUS SEA FOOD. Get the Blackened “Raw” Tuna Sashimi. It’s not quite any one of those things in its name, but somehow it is something beautiful and delicious.

The Museum of Science The website is as awful and ugly as the museum is fantastic and interesting. Tons of interactive exhibits. You know how you’re always jealous of the children’s museums because kids get to learn about wave dynamics by playing in a wave tank? Killer awesome, right? Well the Museum of Science in Boston is that for adults. Now you can make yourself sick spinning on a wheel in the floor while you manipulate one in your hand, too – all in the name of science.

 

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