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uhhhngh Thursday, December 14, 2006

well it’s 1 a.m. here in Cairo and i’ve been awake since 6 o’clock this morning.

and that’s just the beginning of my day!
today i look forward to over 24 hours of traveling as i slowly but surely make my way around the globe. i’ll be flying the “wrong way” (like toilets flushing in Australia). The “wrong way” can also be referred to as the “make the earth go back in time” way. Unfortunately, it doesn’t work quite the same way that it did in the Superman movies (incidentally neither does wearing your underwear on the outside), as it is not the entire earth that is sent back in time, but rather only me who is forced to suffer through an entire 36 hours of Friday, December 15th, Groundhog Day style.

One hour in, and I already don’t like what I see.
Wish me luck, beautific ones.
Airplane food and the souls of United employees will be my only sustenance in the coming hours.

 

Funny Photo! Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: photo with flash — jhorna @ 3:01 pm

I’ll fix this hotlink later.

You know - when I care.

 

COLUMELLA NASI Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: columella nasi, latin term of the moment, word of the moment — jhorna @ 2:13 pm

COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.

More like: Columella NASTY! Haha! Zing!

 

Worst ever Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: zefrank — jhorna @ 2:07 pm
 

Travel day + dirty space news Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: zefrank — jhorna @ 1:27 pm
 

HOW TO MAKE A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: zefrank — jhorna @ 1:01 pm
 

Flying aftermath Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: zefrank — jhorna @ 10:00 am
 

Planning to fly? Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: zefrank — jhorna @ 9:57 am

Zefrank has a few ideas.

 

Definition of terrorism Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — jhorna @ 8:58 am
 

CHANKING Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: chanking, word of the moment — jhorna @ 8:44 am

CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits

Feel free to use this word spitting out other kinds of food, too - not just rinds or pits. Be careful about saying it in Asian restaurants - it could be mistaken for another word!

 

Rescuer: We’ve hit brick wall in climber search. Thursday, December 14, 2006

Let me get this straight.

The people who are trying to rescue climbers - “an army of rescue crews and plenty of high-tech equipment,” according to the article - have hit a brick wall.
This has slowed their efforts to a halt.
Hello.
An army of climbing experts + Lots of high-tech equpiment + brick wall…
Am I the only who thinks they could… climb over it?
Start small, rescuers! Master the walls first, then move on to mountains!

Next time I get lost in the mountains of Oregon, I’m just going to go right ahead and call some people who won’t get stuck behind the very thing they should be most qualified to tackle. Does that state also have spelunkers with claustrophobia and agoraphobic politicians?

Good job, Oregon!

p.s. I love Oregon. I lived there this summer and it was AMAZING.

 

What people think about you during auditions. Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: "how did he grow one man boob?", zefrank videos — jhorna @ 7:32 am
 

Where the fuck do ideas come from? Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: brain crack, life lessons, where do ideas come from, zefrank — jhorna @ 7:18 am
 

Everyone’s favourite pasttime Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: zefrank videos — jhorna @ 7:08 am
 

Explanation for the day after the third of July Thursday, December 14, 2006

Filed under: cultural explanations, fourth of july — jhorna @ 7:03 am