The Blue Man Group of Diet Coke and Mentos.
Totally bitchen.
The news Sunday, December 31, 2006
James Brown, Gerald Ford, and Saddam Hussein all die within a week of each other.
I’M SURE WE CAN ALL UNDERSTAND THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS.
Also - did you know that there are four Ex-US presidents that aren’t buried on American soul?
If you can tell me which four I will… post a picture of my tongue?
Track Santa at NoradSanta.org!! Friday, December 22, 2006
My friend Megan watches Santa fly around the world every year. Apparently, the government has an extensive network of satellites set up which are used to track Santa’s path across the sky on Christmas Eve. You can watch his progress the evening of the 24th here!
Fun for the whole family!
Whose Line is it Anyway Thursday, December 21, 2006
featuring Whoopi Goldberg
She totally rules the game!
“What do you mean by that?” “That’s my job” “Somebody needs a hug” “I want one of those”
Colin gets very worked up - hilarious.
Party Quirks with Stephen Colbert.
Stephen looks so small and gawky next to them.
Props with Stephen Colbert.
Worst Sound effects ever.
These women are TERRIBLE…..ly funny!
Weird newscasters with Stephen Colbert.
He obviously rocks it.
Props is my favourite.
I wish my room were decorated with these things.
Things models say to each other on the runway.
“*chhkk*”my back just broke.” “I’m lost - I’m lost! I don’t know where I’m going!”
Song Titles.
Lomo cameras Thursday, December 21, 2006
These totally bitchen cameras take amazing photos:
(all photos from flickr)
Or you can use the Actionsampler, which has four little lenses and takes four pictures a small time apart:
Grrlstories Thursday, December 21, 2006
Several girls tell their stories.
I like what they have to say.
I made a … cookie? Thursday, December 21, 2006
It… it is literally dripping with butter. And the outer edge is rock hard while the inner circle is completely uncooked.
It - it is delicious?
There is so much butter that it just takes like popcorn and is disgusting.
Also the dog ate half of the raw batter when I put it outside to cool it.
Here’s the recipe we tried to use.
Megan is a terrible person Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Hilarious, yet terrible things she has done:
1. Hit a blind bum with her car, scattering all of the change in his cup in the street. “But - I warned him!” (5 minutes earlier, mumbled under her breath: “Hey, bum! I’m going to hit you if you leave your arm out like that.”)
2. Laughed at a small child on a leash. “That child is on a leash!” Then she realized the small child was attached to an oxygen tank.
10 Things I love to do in Denver Wednesday, December 20, 2006
1. Dance parties with Megan
2. Scare Beven’s lastest boy by involving him in dance parties with Megan.
3. Play drunken pool in Beven’s basement. All my balls went in! It was just an optical illusion that made them appear to bounce around aimlessly on the pool table.
4. Drink rainforest bark tea in Boulder while playing Settlers of Catan with Beven, Gabe, Megan, Lionel, and whoever else randomly stops by Gabe’s trailer.
5. Learn addictive massively multiplayer games with Beven and p0wn at them. WoW… DotA…
6. Laugh about poop in Ethiopian restaurants while feasting on raw meat and discussing thongs and “chaffing” in front of the nice proper Ethiopian waitress. “It’s okay! Just say it!”
7. Drink honey wine! Not just wine that someone made with a little bit of honey, or made NEXT to some honey, or made while they were thinking about honey, but ACTUAL HONEY WINE!!!
8. Be 21
9. PLAY IN THE SNOW!!!!!
10. Tattered Cover.
Dragees Wednesday, December 20, 2006
DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes.
Peter Callesen - Genius among us Wednesday, December 20, 2006
O Fortuna - Carl Orff Wednesday, December 20, 2006
And every other majestic, sweeping, epic movie scene ever.
Also, the Opera Babes have a sweet recording of it.
Check it out!
Aww shit, I dropped another one. Wednesday, December 20, 2006
“Researchers are developing a malaria vaccine which blocks development of the disease-causing parasite while it is still inside the mosquito.”
Now the only challenge will be making a needle small enough to vaccinate the little buggers!
