Senior McElderlypants
I had my midlife crisis at age 12.
I AM SO OLD.
Holy shit i am so… proud ? Friday, November 17, 2006
Uhm, I think we can all shut down the internet now. I have won.
I have won at the Internet.
and Friday, November 17, 2006
and i am not nice, so stop looking at me that way.
you think i’m wonderful? i’m here to prove you wrong.
just step back.
before i fling hardened darts of parts of my heart at you.
i’ll wipe my mouth on your shirt Friday, November 17, 2006
i’d rather be onesie than a twosie with another doozie.
onesies. twosies. doozies.
and the single-eyed floozie
is making me woozie
and i fall down again
and get a bit bruisey
but the blues and the greens
are just what i mean
as i remember to glean
all i can as we ween…
please don’t be so mean
the mark stays real dark
as i run in the park
and it’s still quite a lark
so we build a huge ark
but
i’d still rather be onesie
than make a new twosie
with another dumb doozy
and i still feel quite woozie
so i’ll go eat a juicy
and wipe my mouth on your shirt.
Things to bring from Egypt Friday, November 17, 2006
Send me a rogue cannibal camel by way of barge from the land of Egyptia.
Put four camels on a barge, and the one that survives the trip will be the rogue cannibal camel - and I will tame his heart of stone and he will love me.
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart - Wilco Friday, November 17, 2006
Wilco - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart Lyrics
I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue
I’m hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?
Let’s forget about the tongue-tied lightning
Let’s undress just like cross-eyed strangers
This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
What was I thinking when I said it didn’t hurt?
I want to glide through those brown eyes dreaming
Take it from the inside, baby hold on tight
You were so right when you said that I’ve been drinking
What was I thinking when I said good night?
I want to hold you in the Bible-black predawn
You’re quite a quiet domino, bury me now
Take off your Band-Aid because I don’t believe in touchdowns
What was I thinking when I said hello?
I’d always thought that if I held you tightly
You’d always love me like you did back then
Then I fell asleep and the city kept blinking
What was I thinking when I let you back in?
I am trying to break your heart
I am trying to break your heart
But still I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t easy
I am trying to break your heart
Disposable Dixie-cup drinking
I assassin down the avenue
I’m hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?
loves you
I’m the man who loves you
Programming languages Friday, November 17, 2006
Do programming languages have to be translated? Is there a Spanish ‘Java’ (pronounced: HHava)?
Would Spanish Hhava be equivalent to regular coffee with jalapeno peppers in it?
Ahahahahahahahahaha! This even deserves upper-case laughter: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
How about some Spanish laughter? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!
oh man Friday, November 17, 2006
i am going to miss this CS class so hard. It’s all the logic fun of math, without the headache of actual numbers! Javabat will be my relief - but what will I do when I run out of javabat?
Alex you better let me do your homework for you (as Daniel would say: I’m taking a shot).
Haha you creeper I know you’re reading this.
