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Holy Crap: the Passage of Time Monday, November 6, 2006

Filed under: life — jhorna @ 9:43 pm

In less than a week, it will be less than a week until I am in Egypt!

Absurd.

Also: My second and last year of college? Holy that’s crazy. Everything is going so fast! I just want to slow down for a bit! Let’s take stock of where I am in life:

1. In college
2. Ready and excited to move to SF and go to clown school (!)
3. My family has a bad-ass job.
4. Surrounded by wonderful people
5. Experienced an intimate relationship
6. Experienced heartbreak
7. Exciting plans for the future
8. Many sexy and exciting goals in life
9. Have driven a golf cart (!!)
10. Kept in touch with old friends
11. Still don’t open dishwashers while they are running (serious)
12. Travelled to many a land
13. Tried new and scary things (Computer Science, emotional intimacy)
14. Learned and grew from new and scary things (see this post.
15. Dyed my hair blonde (woo)
16. Trying not to rock so hard (costume design, choreography, computer science). Failing.
17. Shined light through some of my many other facets (Molly instanceof prism returns true)
18. Became aware of my own enormity.
19. Have impressive collection of empty rum bottles from Nepal.
20. Still don’t shower.

Yeesssssssssssss

 

being a dumpling Monday, November 6, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — jhorna @ 9:09 pm

Emily (curled up): I’m a dumpling. Open me! Open me!
Daniel (lifts her arm).
Emily(laying open): Beef!

 

SOMEONE’S FIRST EXPOSURE TO PORN VIDEO Monday, November 6, 2006

Filed under: porn, sex — jhorna @ 7:53 pm

SOMEONE’S FIRST EXPOSURE TO PORN.

I don’t know who this is, but DAMN she is sure hilarious when she’s looking at porn!

“Put them away! Put them AWAY.

 

Why the Middle East is in Deep Shit. Monday, November 6, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — jhorna @ 6:15 pm

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