Girls spend so much time trying to look pretty.
Why?
Guys are so easy to impress. Who thinks it’s a challenge to seduce a teenage male? Seriously.
“Look! I got this horny teenage male to want to have sex with me! I also recently convinced a fish to want to be underwater, and a log to lay there and rot!”
Give yourself something to strive for! Get a boy to want to have sex with you, and then get him to realize that you’re worth the wait. Then wait. You have to actually wait. Anyone can SAY they’ll wait 10 years for you, but the person who actually does it – he’s worth some cheese.
You should spend your time looking ugly. The fellows that still want to spend time with you when your hair is in a rat’s nest that reveals your weird cowlick and your eyes are baggy and your lips are chapped and you have a huge pimple on your cheek are the ones you want in your life.
It’s stupid to feel successful when you break up a couple. Congratulations: You managed to seem better than the person’s significant other seems in their worst moments. Not really an amazing feat. The point of commitment is that you work beyond those rough times to the better days ahead.
If someone has elbowed their way into your relationship and you were dumped for the “younger/hotter/better person,” forget your ex. Someone who values your time together so little is not worth you. Give him/her the finger and move on. Be sure to give him/her the finger. He/she deserves it.
It’s dumb to rush into physical intimacy. You’re feeling great, happy, amazing, etc, but if all of that is really there then it will still be there in a year’s time. So why rush? And if it’s just the euphoria of a new relationship then you’re better off waiting anyway. So don’t be stupid.
