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“(your name) looks like”: take two Thursday, August 17, 2006

Filed under: blog, googling, humor, post, your name, your name looks like — jhorna @ 11:38 am

Google the phrase “(your name) looks like…” and see what funny phrases come up!

This is something I posted a while back. Please note: when you google the phrase, please replace (your name) with YOUR ACTUAL NAME. So if your name is Patrick Tsugutsu, you would google this: “Patrick looks like”

And don’t forget that Tom likes cats.

 

182 Responses to ““(your name) looks like”: take two”

  1. Tamara Says:

    My name looks like what?

  2. Ruby Says:

    lalalalala la

  3. Kenny Says:

    what does my name mean

  4. brittany Says:

    “(Your name) looks like”

  5. brittany Says:

    “brittany looks like”

  6. tina Says:

    tina looks like

  7. anne Says:

    this is too funny

  8. angie Says:

    wtf???

  9. mauri Says:

    i have no comment

  10. KIMBERE Says:

    WHAT DOES MY NAME MEAN?????

  11. courtney Says:

    no comment

  12. shannon Says:

    shannon is beautiful : )

  13. Maria Says:

    “What does (your name) look like?”

  14. Anna Says:

    How the hell do I do this?????????

  15. Brittany Says:

    Brittany what does it mean?

  16. April Says:

    I’m with Anna, how the hell do I do this?

  17. Tracy Says:

    Say my name.

  18. rene Says:

    my name looks like?

  19. rene Says:

    helllllllllllooooooooooooooooo

  20. melissa Says:

    melissa looks like

  21. Meagan Says:

    lets see what you got on me

  22. Shaun Says:

    What does my name mean?

  23. Shaun Says:

    Shaun looks like…

  24. steven Says:

    steven looks like……………………….

  25. ulises Says:

    “(Ulises) looks like”

  26. Nnatra Says:

    nnatra looks like?

  27. alisha Says:

    what does my name mean

  28. LINZI Says:

    I LOVE ME

  29. Ashlynne Says:

    “Ashlynne looks like”

  30. Ashlynne Says:

    “Ashlynne looks like”….what?

  31. heather Says:

    ??????????

  32. heather Says:

    what does my name mean?

  33. heather Says:

    “(heather) looks like “

  34. Chauncey Says:

    Let’s have some fun ;)

  35. ashley Says:

    ashley looks like…????

  36. shaun Says:

    shaun looks like?

  37. "alicia" Says:

    what does my name mean?

  38. "alicia" Says:

    alicia looks like?

  39. joey Says:

    hehehe

  40. Kourtney Says:

    What does my name Kourtney look like?

  41. eva Says:

    wat does my name look like

  42. eva Says:

    eva looks like

  43. JOYCE Says:

    WELL?

  44. Kathy Says:

    Kathy looks like?

  45. "Elizabeth look like" Says:

    please make sure its not that bad

  46. tiffany Says:

    this is retarded

  47. jessica Says:

    I hope this isnt bad

  48. Myrtle Says:

  49. Myrtle Says:

    hope its a funny love to laugh

  50. Myrtle Says:

    Myrtle looks like

  51. Holly Says:

    “(Holly) looks like”

  52. holly Says:

    “(holly)looks like”

  53. Holly Says:

    Blarg!

  54. kristi Says:

    hi pple

  55. Holly Says:

    “(Holly) your name looks like”

  56. Holly Says:

    “(Holly) your name looks like” blarg

  57. “(Holly) your name looks like” Says:

    blarg

  58. john Says:

    you type in your name and then looks like in the search box to the right of these replies and it will then show you

  59. jhorna Says:

    Replace (your name) with your name. Let’s say your name is Patrick Tsugutsu. You would have the phrase “Patrick looks like”. Now you type that phrase into google the search engine. To do this, you go to the google home page and type “Patrick looks like” into the search bar. Now search. Phrases should come up featuring your name, and you will see some interesting ones!

  60. Vickie Says:

    Goodness people… this is so easy … really …

    “Vickie looks like a woman who’s fought long and hard to … ”

    ^^^ This is the first sentence that popped up when I googled “Vickie looks like” in the search box.

    That’s all you do! :)

  61. Ruth Says:

    “(Ruth) looks like…”

  62. stephanie Says:

    what does my name look like ?!?

  63. brendan Says:

    wtf is this shit?

  64. brendan Says:

    this is fucking quieer

  65. brendan Says:

    who the hell goes to this crack whore website?

  66. jhorna Says:

    You, apparently!

  67. Anonymous Says:

    teresa

  68. unknown Says:

    hi

  69. Brittany Says:

    wtf whats my name stand for or whats the phrase of my name

  70. amber Says:

    what does my name stand for, and the phrase of my name???

  71. George Says:

    George looks like

  72. Karyn Says:

    your name looks like

  73. Aino Says:

    problems always solve themselves

  74. Aino Says:

    …..

  75. Kristopher Says:

    How does this look?

  76. sylvia Says:

    no commet

  77. Auty Says:

    Auty looks like?

  78. paula Says:

    your name looks like

  79. patricia Says:

    my name looks like what

  80. Brittany Says:

    Brittany looks like a 40 year old housewife from ohio haha

  81. Anonymous Says:

    Jade (your name looks like)

  82. Rob Says:

    I forgot?

  83. dessa Says:

    what does my name mean. If you can find it!

  84. Brittany Says:

    brittany looks like a mother… a dorky one!

  85. Kyle Says:

    WOAH I LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS HEAVYER

  86. shane Says:

    (shane) looks like

  87. Michelle Neihoff Says:

    What does my name look like?

  88. Shannon Says:

    LOOKS LIKE A CROCK OS SHIT!

  89. Britti Says:

    alex looks like the kind of girl who would take you to the forest and feed you a bunch of mushrooms and then leave you to fend for yourself as she bounces.

    wtf?

  90. Alenka Says:

    Hehe! Alenka looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! :) Hahaha!

  91. Priscila Says:

    go to google.com and in the search write (your name)looks like. . .and a bunch of things will come up. . .
    For example: Joe Shmoe looks like a noble peace prize winner

  92. nicole Says:

    what does my name mean?

  93. Anonymous Says:

    apparently only about 5 out of 92 people know what google is

  94. brittany Says:

    wat does my name mean

  95. Tracy Says:

    Hi

  96. ashley Says:

    hi

  97. ashley Says:

    ashley looks like?

  98. penis head Says:

    i like to suck dick

  99. Brittany Says:

    my name?

  100. Anonymous Says:

    kortney looks like

  101. Heather Says:

    “Heather looks like”

    my name didnt work

  102. Lloyd Says:

    1. LLOYD LOOKS LIKE A OLD MOB BOSS BUT HIS SONG WITH LIL WAYN IS HOT!

    2. lloyd looks like one of those abe lincolns you find in train stations!

  103. Martina Says:

    1. Martina looks like the little evil dog from all dogs go to heaven

    2. Martina looks like a human avalanche as she runs, in slo-mo, with her fulsome breasts unfettered. (not sure what to make of this one)

  104. sarena Says:

    this is sarena aka seesee. so wut does my name mean? so wuts up peoples well SEE U LATER NOT! JK. PEACE AND LOVE LUV SARENA AKA SEESEE,COOKIE,AND LUCKY

  105. Jesse Michaud Says:

    A PIMP

  106. Alexis Shapiro Says:

    but i hate rap and country…

  107. LaLaLa Says:

    God you are all so fucking retarded. xD!

  108. Chloe Says:

    Chloe looks like a bucket of warm shit

    I can’t say that one didn’t hurt.

  109. Maile Says:

    i like racing

  110. Maile Says:

    i like drag racing

  111. paula Says:

    this is gay!

  112. candy Says:

    your name looks like

  113. porsha Says:

    um i dont know how to do this tell me wat my name means plz i beg of u plz if u have any mercie plz tell me tell me

  114. Tarina Says:

    what’s mine look like???

  115. Tarina Says:

    What’s mine looking like?

  116. Holly Says:

    what does my name look like? :P

  117. Karen Shepherd Says:

    Huh?

  118. Heather Says:

    I searched “Heather looks like” in google and the first thing that came up was a response from one of the Heather’s on this comment page saying hers didnt work. lol I need a new name.

  119. Jeffy Says:

    This could quite be the largest amount of stupidity ever squeezed onto a single page…

  120. Ava Says:

    “Ava looks like she’s ready to conquer the world, in a nice way of course.”

    lmao

  121. Anonymous Says:

    i dont get it what the hell are yall talking about!!!!!!need help

  122. monica Says:

    na

  123. Connie Says:

    Don’t know what to do about this.

  124. SHana Says:

    what am i?

  125. Shana Askin Says:

    You name looks like

  126. Shana Askin Says:

    Shana Looks Like

  127. Shana Askin Says:

    Shana Askin looks like

  128. Monique Says:

    “Monique looks like a nice girl but all she really looks like is a *booty call* no affense.”
    A booty call??? Oh well, if that’s what it says. Haha. This is so funny, and easy too.

  129. Monique Says:

    “Porsha looks like she could be someone you meet in a college class and that makes her scene one of the best of the movie.”
    “Holly looks like broccoli.”
    “Shana looks like the girl next door. You know, the cool one with a car who wouldn’t give you a ride to school in the morning despite the fact that you guys …”
    Sorry everyone else who needed help. I couldn’t find them. Haha

  130. Angel Says:

    whats Angel look like

  131. amanda Says:

    what does it mean?

  132. rachel Says:

    rachel looks like?

  133. Jesmerlyn Says:

    What???

  134. tom Says:

    askjeeves

  135. MELISSA Says:

    WHAT DOES MY NAME LOOK LIKE???

  136. Brittany Says:

    Hi what does my name mean……….(WTF)

  137. Priscilla Says:

    PRISCILLA LOOKS LIKE???

  138. Priscilla Says:

    I don’t think I did it right!!! OH WELL! Idknow how! my myspace URL is ” prissy_stormyweather” send a friend request! GOD and JESUS loves everyone!

  139. Melissa Says:

    whats my name look like melissa

  140. Chelsea Says:

    chelsea looks like blackburn fans …..?
    what?

  141. Patty Says:

    Ok tell me like it is

  142. heather Says:

    heather looks like what…?

  143. Marlene Says:

    ready go for it

  144. Amy Says:

    Chuck looks like “mr. Lizard man”

  145. Amy Says:

    Hi! What does my name mean?

  146. dee dee looks like Says:

    this is cool!

  147. Samantha Says:

    how do i find out what m,y name looks like

  148. Chelsea! Says:

    Google it, Dumbasses.

    “Chelsea looks like she’d be fun to take on a date, because she obviously likes to get drunk and naked. What more could a guy want?”

  149. Katherine Says:

    How do we do this.

  150. jessica Says:

    jessica looks like

  151. aurelia Says:

    what does my name?

  152. mike Says:

    wtf

  153. chloe Says:

    haha a pile of worm shit!!??? nice

  154. melissa Says:

    ?

  155. Hallie Says:

    what does my name mean

  156. brittany Says:

    Brittany looks like a bright neon light, just blinding ,the earings are to tacky for this dress, and whats up with those old lady shoes

  157. lisa Says:

    what does my name look like lisa?

  158. lisa Says:

    whats my name like

  159. Janee Seitz Says:

    Janee looks like…

    =]

  160. Shaun Says:

    “Shaun looks like”

  161. renee Says:

    renee looks like

  162. macie Says:

    what does my name look like?
    Macie looks like…?

  163. Sherri Says:

    concerned with the skin and its contents. Deep man…

  164. jhorna Says:

    Yeah are you the same person who just asked where to find his/her own name?

  165. Jessie Says:

    wat the …. hmmm i dont get it

  166. Jessie Says:

    whats my name look like??????????

  167. Jessie Says:

    jessie looks like…

  168. Jonah Says:

    what does my name mean?

  169. Tamara Says:

    how do i do this thing

  170. REBECCA Says:

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME

  171. daniel Says:

    my name looks like SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>=(

  172. ALICIA Says:

    I DON’T KNOW KNOW WHAT MY NAME LOOKS HONESTLY!!!!!! This sucks so much and yes daniels name does look like shit

  173. ashley Says:

    ashley looks like

  174. ashley Says:

    and ashley saids like……?

  175. ashley Says:

    and ashley *sounds* like…….??

  176. melissa Says:

    melissa looks like “she is studying up on flicka”

  177. K.K. Says:

    I’m so entertained by how difficult a concept this is to grasp for so many people.

    Natural Selection.

  178. jhorna Says:

    Yeah…. this was one of the earlier posts on my blog and I was super depressed by how few people got it. I was baffled - truly baffled.

  179. Martina Says:

    Martina looks like??????????//////

  180. velox Says:

    Hmmm. what my name could sound like…. Velox - … any sugestions ?

  181. angelica Says:

    whats my name

  182. Justin Says:

    lol this is fun to read - its not hard people :P
    First off, “Justin looks like he was dressed by his Mammy”

    And here are some of the others:

    “Angelica looks like Japanese AV pornstar Maria Ozawa”
    “Velox looks like a good example of the breed”
    “Martina looks like a Hogwarts professor”
    “Ashley looks like a mermaid, a stripper mermaid ”
    “Alicia looks like she could kick any of our butts clear the heck out of there”
    “Tamara looks like the annoying kid sister”
    “Macie looks like a big dimpled sponge”

    Thats all I’m going to do :P

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