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“(your name) looks like…” Sunday, August 6, 2006

Filed under: googling, humor, soft woobie, your name — jhorna @ 1:57 pm

Google the phrase “(your name) looks like…” and see what funny phrases come up! Here are some of my favourites:

Molly looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a brick.
Molly looks like a day or two before she releases her babies.
Molly looks like rain clouds over China.
Molly looks like she is queen bee.
Molly looks like she is being stalked by her soft woobie, she loves to cuddle.
Molly looks like spun sugar.
molly looks like she needs a belly scratch.
Molly looks like she just swallowed a live eel.
Molly looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet.

HAHAHA!! Pretty funny. I think that last one was about a horse.

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50 Responses to ““(your name) looks like…””

  1. Tom Says: Thursday, August 17, 2006 at 5:33 am

    I like cats

  2. Amanda Says: Friday, August 18, 2006 at 2:00 pm

    hello

  3. keisha Says: Sunday, August 20, 2006 at 9:36 am

    I love music

  4. Alicia Says: Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 8:55 am

    NAME PLEASE

  5. jessy Says: Tuesday, August 22, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    i hate this

  6. Taylor Says: Tuesday, August 29, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    name please!

  7. Dot Says: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 10:20 am

    what’s my name

  8. lyndie Says: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 1:41 pm

    hi :]

  9. Debby Says: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 3:58 pm

    Name Please!

  10. EVA Says: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    GIVE IT TO ME

  11. ashley Says: Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 4:39 pm

    hi there nice lil site you got goin on here!!!

    I LOVE ERIN CODI WHITMEN

  12. Tara Says: Thursday, August 31, 2006 at 2:58 pm

    name please….

  13. Sabine Says: Friday, September 1, 2006 at 7:51 am

    OMG!

  14. Kim Says: Friday, September 1, 2006 at 10:40 am

    let’s see watt it comes out as

  15. Kim Says: Friday, September 1, 2006 at 10:40 am

    let’s see if this works this time

  16. molly Says: Thursday, December 7, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    rofl. i like pie.

  17. Cats Says: Friday, January 19, 2007 at 11:14 am

    pie is tasty

  18. Aino Says: Tuesday, March 6, 2007 at 9:05 pm

    Good stuff…problems always solve themselves…

  19. Brittany Says: Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 9:34 am

    (Brittany) looks like a 40 year old housewife from OHio

  20. Haleigh Says: Thursday, March 29, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    what does my name mean?????

  21. Molly Says: Wednesday, April 4, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    Hey it’s me! =P

  22. SWIPER!!!!!!!! Says: Monday, April 9, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    MY NAME WONT WORK!!!!! :( (cry cry)

  23. deiryen Says: Monday, April 16, 2007 at 3:52 pm

    i love alyster to much

  24. AUTUMN Says: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    ????????????????????????????????????????

  25. kelsey Says: Monday, April 30, 2007 at 10:34 pm

    this is stupid

  26. Holly Says: Friday, July 6, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    hello

  27. Bryanna Says: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    Hi

  28. Michelle Says: Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 9:42 am

    haha

  29. brooke2010 Says: Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 9:14 pm

    brooke looks like??

  30. Laura Says: Monday, August 13, 2007 at 8:20 am

    Butt head

  31. Meg Says: Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 10:27 pm

    meg looks like?

  32. Jazmyne Says: Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 7:31 am

    how do you this.?

  33. Dylan Says: Friday, August 17, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    what is my name

  34. Dylan Says: Friday, August 17, 2007 at 5:58 pm

    wuts my name

  35. brittany Says: Sunday, August 19, 2007 at 11:53 am

    brittany looks like

  36. Molly Says: Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 2:54 pm

    Molly! Wooo

  37. lisafasulo Says: Wednesday, August 29, 2007 at 9:27 pm

    Lisa looks like

  38. brickell Says: Monday, September 3, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    brickell looks like

  39. Missy Says: Friday, September 7, 2007 at 6:56 am

    missy looks like

  40. shel Says: Sunday, September 16, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    hi

  41. melissa Says: Monday, October 29, 2007 at 8:42 am

    Melissa looks like

  42. k8 Says: Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 9:01 pm

    omg wtf is with this

  43. krysta Says: Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    my name looks like

  44. Heather Says: Monday, November 12, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    what is the point of this..
    HEATHER LOOKS LIKE DIRED TOOTHPASTE IN AN OLD DEAD HILLBILLIES MOUTH AFTER 3 YEARS..

    mmhmm ok?

  45. Sherri Says: Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    How do I find my name?

  46. Mandy Says: Friday, November 23, 2007 at 9:43 am

    happy go lucky!

  47. john boy Says: Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    you smelll like a bike pump.

    i like fresh queef in the morning

    your yum lets sex

  48. john boy Says: Thursday, December 13, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    you are a bitch

  49. Anonymous Says: Wednesday, December 19, 2007 at 4:56 pm

    weird

  50. mary Says: Friday, March 14, 2008 at 9:07 am

    It didn’t work?

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