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Naked Clown Calendar! Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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The naked clowns are back!!

(Tom and I are May)

 

Note to self Tuesday, November 3, 2009

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Calvin Klein Women’s Perfectly Fit Racerback Bra #F2564

 

Protected: drones and clones Sunday, November 1, 2009

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Protected: A man, a plan, a canal, panama Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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A quote I found Wednesday, October 21, 2009

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“To put it in a nutshell: in this quest I first found that — whatever way you look at it — the quantum mechanical formalism when taken at face value compels us to consider that two particles that have once interacted will always remain bound in a very strange, hardly understandable way even when they are far apart, the connection being independent of distance.”

— Bernard d’Espagnat

 

Blahhh Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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Wedding dresses are expensive

 

Don’t eat the seeds Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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“The clouds are the most fertile part of the sky,” writes Guy Murchie in his book The Seven Mysteries of Life. Microbes with short life cycles live there in abundance, “eating, breathing, excreting, floating, swimming, competing, reproducing.” Next time you look up at a puffy cumulus, see it as a large city that hosts a teeming host of living things. Speaking of invisible fecundity, let’s turn our attention to you. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you are largely unaware of how much creative energy has been building up within you. Your homework is to tap into it and unleash it.

In my dream last night, the High Priestess from the Tarot deck came to life and gave me the following message: “Tell Virgos that when their deep hunger starts to stir, they should not eat from the bowl of delicious seeds. That meager meal would not satisfy their deep hunger. Rather, they should plant those seeds and let them grow up. The resulting harvest will satisfy their deep hunger.”

- rob brezsny, realastrology.com, link in the sidebar

 

If I wrote a pop song… Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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Usually I’m humble, right now I don’t choose
You can leave with me or you could have the blues
Some call it arrogant, I call it confident
You decide when you find on what I’m working with

Damn I know I’m killing you with them legs
Better yet them thighs
Matter a fact it’s my smile or maybe my eyes
Boy you a site to see, kind of something like me

I also enjoy Kanye’s version:

 

Shit this is beautiful Monday, October 19, 2009

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Sebastien Tellier – La Ritournelle Saturday, October 17, 2009

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Protected: Hurricane Tuesday, October 13, 2009

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Carl Sagan ft. Stephen Hawking Friday, October 9, 2009

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Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman Tuesday, October 6, 2009

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Hands Saturday, September 26, 2009

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My hands are dirty.

 

Hot Ham Water Friday, September 25, 2009

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